Death to Dirt Return Policy

We’re here to end dirty laundry—not create customer headaches.

If something’s not right, we’ll fix it. No corporate nonsense. No hoops. Just real help from real people who actually care.

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Changed your mind? No big deal.

You’ve got 30 days to return unopened packs for a full refund.

No judgment. Just cover return shipping and we’ll handle the rest.

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Product damaged or defective? We’ve got your back.

If your order arrives busted, bent, or just plain wrong—let us know. We’ll send a replacement, a refund, or whatever it takes to make it right.

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Already opened it? Let’s talk.

We can’t take back opened packs (because, you know, hygiene), but if you’re not loving it, email us. We’re not robots—we’ll work something out.

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To start a return:

Email us at info@deathtodirt.com or call [1-847-742-8124. We’ll sort it out fast.

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Our Real-People Guarantee

Missed the window? Weird situation? Talk to us. We’re a small team, not a giant system—and we’re here to help.

At the end of the day, our mission is simple: happy humans, cleaner laundry, zero plastic jugs.

Warning: Yeah, It’s Powerful Stuff. Use Responsibly.

We’re all about killing dirt—not your vibe. But this stuff means business, so read up:

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KEEP OUT OF REACH OF KIDS AND PETS.

This isn’t a snack. Or a toy. Or a chew toy. Keep it high, tight, and away from curious creatures.

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EYE CONTACT = NOT FUN.

This can cause serious irritation. If it gets in your eyes, rinse with water for several minutes. Take out contacts if you’re wearing them. Still stinging? Call poison control.

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DON’T EAT IT. SERIOUSLY.

If swallowed, call Poison Control (1-800-222-1222) or get medical help ASAP. No need to be a hero—just don’t try to puke it up unless a professional says so.

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SENSITIVE SKIN? TAKE IT SLOW.

Some folks might feel irritation. Wash your hands after handling. If your skin’s not loving it, stop using and check with your doctor.

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USE IT LIKE IT’S LAUNDRY DETERGENT. BECAUSE IT IS.

For laundry only. Not for your body. Not for your dishes. Not for your DIY science experiments. Don’t mix with other chemicals.

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STORE IT SMART.

Keep it cool, dry, and sealed tight. Avoid damp basements, sunny dashboards, or anywhere it might melt into a sad little puddle.

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TRASH IT RIGHT.

Don’t toss it in lakes, rivers, oceans, or down storm drains. Dispose responsibly—your planet thanks you.

Q: What is Death to Dirt?

A: It’s the end of dirty laundry—and the plastic jug. Our ultra-concentrated detergent sheets dissolve instantly, fight stains hard, and leave zero waste behind. Clean clothes, clean planet. No drama.

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Q: Do these actually clean?

A: Hell yes. Each sheet is loaded with plant-based cleaning power that goes toe-to-toe with the big guys—without the bulky plastic, sludge, or greenwashing.

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Q: Safe for sensitive skin?

A: Yep. No dyes, no crap, no irritation. Just a clean, gentle formula your skin (and laundry) will thank you for.

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Q: Can I use them in cold water?

A: 100%. Hot or cold, they dissolve fast and work like a charm in any machine—including HE washers.

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Q: Are they actually eco-friendly?

A: Damn right. No plastic. No water waste. No landfill guilt. Just a smarter way to clean without wrecking the planet.

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Q: How many sheets per load?

A: One sheet = one regular load. Half a sheet for small stuff. Two sheets for laundry that’s been through it. Easy.

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Q: Are they septic-safe?

A: Totally. They’re biodegradable and play nice with septic and greywater systems.

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Q: What do they smell like?

A: Fresh. Clean. Not “fake ocean breeze.” Our scents are subtle and elevated—or go unscented if you like it fragrance-free.

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Q: Can I travel with them?

A: Absolutely. TSA-friendly, leak-proof, and lighter than your socks. Perfect for road trips, carry-ons, or camping off-grid.

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Q: What makes Death to Dirt different?

A: No plastic jugs. No toxic nonsense. No compromise. Just smart, stripped-down laundry that gets it done—with way less waste.